Debbie and I fell into a discussion about what Flump may inherit from our genetic code. This conversation started because of the sonographer’s comment: “Oh, what lovely long fingers” during our recent BabyBond scan. I felt that Flump may have inherited that from me and thus sparked a discussion about what we’d like to offer our unborn child.
Nose? Mine is too big, so no. Ears? Too big, and apparently, too hairy. Teeth? Well, your bottom teeth are a bit crooked so no.
I never realised I was such a poor genetic donor. My circus-freak features aren’t fit for re-use. I put this to Debbie who tactfully told me that my upper teeth were “OK” so I assume they’d do at a push. And my “thick hair” is a suitable genetic trait to pass on.
So, Flump, if you are reading this in the future and you have a big nose with hairy ears, I can only apologise.
With any luck, you’ll take after your mother and be beautiful.
LMAO! I didn’t realise I was so… mean? I thought I was being diplomatic!
Oh! And I did point out all of the things I don’t like about me. I shan’t be listing them here though. It would take too long.
All I said was that I have smaller ears and a smaller nose than you, so I would prefer that Flump inherited those features from me. He can have your top teeth and my bottom teeth as discussed.
LOL!
I know where your coming from, I thought this about our little one
But I have to say so far she seems to have the best of both of us… (maybe we are just lucky or very bias)